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I want to preface this post by saying I am not a relationship expert nor do I profess to be one but I do know the difference between a relationship and a relationshit.

Some people can't seem to tell the difference but luckily I am here to help. The following will be examples, scenarios of a relationshit.

I believe a very important key to a healthy relationship (a key that is often unused) is simply common sense, practicality. Common sense...something a relationshit lacks.

After reading this...please feel free to comment and add your own examples of relationshits.

Thank you.

Love always,

Tash Millz

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIT WHEN...

1. You get a tattoo of your significant other's name. Any idiot knows no relationship lasts longer than a fuckin' tattoo.

2. You give your partner oral but they refuse to give you oral. (See my previous post entitled "I Suck With My Head Held High" for elaboration.)

3. You are too young to drink at your own wedding. The brain stops developing at around the age of 23. How about you allow your brain to stop growing before you make a huge decision like MARRIAGE.

4. It takes you more than 5 minutes to remember the last time you hung out with friends that you used to hang out with before your relationshit. The inability to maintain your own social life as well as a life with your partner is crippling.

5. You have to express your love for your partner 100% of the time through all social networking mediums. What are you trying to prove? That things are perfect? They're not.

6. You create double standards and follow them. If you see your partner flirting with a man/woman at the bar...what are you getting mad for? You did the same thing last week.

7. You have no prior plans with your partner but you still have to ask their permission to hang out with other friends. Are they your partner or your parent?

8. You are either too dependent or too independent. Try interdependence. *waits as you look interdependence up in the dictionary...*

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9. You get married during the honeymoon phase. Of course things are perfect in the beginning, no fights, lots of sexx, new discoveries but let's face it...after those 3 months it is all downhill from there. Give yourself a couple years AT LEAST to fall in love with the good qualities and knowingly accept the bad ones.

10. You have to go through your significant other's emails, texts, phone log. Chances are you will find something you don't want to see that is most likely a misunderstanding. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. You do this because you don't trust your partner but in reality it is you they cannot trust.

Any of these sound familiar? I hope not but if they do don't worry...I've got good news...if you are in a relationshit you won't be in it for long...they tend not to last.

I'm not mad I'm just sayin.

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