Hello, loyal reader. Today, I will be sharing my love for my most near and dear members of society – HOES!!! First of all, we need to establish what a hoe is. I know we’re used to the word being used in a derogatory sense to demean “loose women”. But, who is to judge what makes a woman loose in the first place? Maybe, she just knows what she wants.
Snoop Dogg told us a long time ago not to love these hoes. But, Snoop Dogg still has cornrows. You can’t take advice from a grown man with cornrows. Why SHOULDN’T I love these hoes? They are WAY more fun than good girls. Whats the most you’re going to do with a good girl? Get to know her better? FUUUUCK that!!! Grow up and have sex on the first date like an adult!!! Have you ever had a sexual relationship with a “good girl”? You have to teach them EVERYTHING. Good girls catch feelings, hoes catch STDs. That makes them even. Nova Knows…
I REALLY love you hoes. I’ve said all of that to say this – embrace your hoeness, your hoeism, your hoe-ocity. When you get into a new relationship, and your past comes up – just be honest. Let your man know you got around and have him accept it. If he can’t be comfortable with your past, he probably has self-esteem issues and you shouldn’t be with him anyway. A real man doesn’t get uncomfortable about his woman being a hoe, he gets uncomfortable if he finds out she was a hoe with everyone EXCEPT for him.
I Love You…you’re all my hoes,
Nova Giovanni
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